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Tom Swifties
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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.
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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.
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“I wonder where the next character is going to appear,” said Tom with a cursory glance.
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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.
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“Thank you so much, Monsieur,” said Tom mercifully.
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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.
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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.
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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.
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“I don’t like this Chardonnay,” Tom whined.
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“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.
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“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.
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“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.
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”..,” said Tom blankly.
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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.
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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.
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“The vegetables are overcooked!” she steamed.
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“I’ve never had a car accident,” said Tom recklessly.
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“The jelly is 50% set”, Tom affirmed.
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“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.
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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.
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“I can’t do it!” Tom said notably.
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