Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“There’s no need for silence,” Tom allowed.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“I think we were cheated,” Tom recounted.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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“There’s room for one more,” Tom admitted.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“But a totalitarian government could remove all trace of my ever having existed!” said Tom unpersonably.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“Would anyone like some Parmesan?” asked Tom gratingly.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

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