Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“Cut it out!” said Tom sharply.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.

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“We can’t have this and eat it too,” said Tom archaically.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

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“I have those totals for you”, Tom added.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair,” said Tom, visibly moved.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“This wind is awful,” blustered Tom.

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