Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“I just bought a woollen sweater,” said Tom sheepishly.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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 “I’m just going to put these handcuffs on you,” said Tom manically.

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“We’re off to Scotland,” said Tom clandestinely.

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“Let’s sort this out,” Tom ordered.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I’m trying to get some air circulating under the roof,” said Tom fanatically.

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“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

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“Come up to my apartment,” Tom said flatly.

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“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“I’m not myself, today,” said Tom, being frank.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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