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Author: Church Bulletin Page 5
Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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