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Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Intestines of crab.
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Description of a Dim sum plate on a menu in China
We have Engrish Menu
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At a Japanese restaurant
Sorry For the Inconvenient
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Sign in the Philippines
Women Kingdom
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At a women’s restroom in China
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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In a Hong Kong supermarket
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
Electricity Blower
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Sign for hair dryer in China
NO PARKING – Other Wise Tyres Wall Be Flattered – Parking at Owner’s Risk
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At a parking garage in India
Hotel High Up
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Name of a high-rise hotel in Japan
A drink’s too wet without one.
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On a package of dry tea biscuits
Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos
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In a Cairo restaurant
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
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Instructions on a puzzle toy in Taiwan
Please get a punch at window.
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In a parking garage
Parking punch card
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
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