Keyword: Coaches

A coach isn't as smart as people say he is when he's wins, or as stupid as when he loses.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach

Football coaches walk across the field after the game and pretend to congratulate the opposing coach; baseball managers head right for the beer.

American sportswriter

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Some coaches pray for wisdom; I pray for 260-pound tackles… they’ll give me plenty of wisdom.

(1932 – ) American football coach

Being in politics is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it’s important.

All those football coaches who hold dressing-room prayers before a game should be forced to attend church once a week.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

If a coach starts listening to the fans, he ends up sitting next to them.

professional basketball player & coach

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Canadian ice hockey coach

Nothing is so bad it can’t be made worse by firing the coach.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

A good coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback, but not necessarily in that order.

(1927 – ) American football coach













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