Keyword: Skiing

The only sport where you can spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. 

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)

Inertia: Tendency of a skier’s body to resist changes in direction or speed due to the action of Newton’s First Law of Motion.

Why would anybody want to go skiing? You could sit in the comfort of you own kitchen and break your knees with a hammer.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

I went skiing last week and broke a leg… fortunately it wasn’t mine.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist













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