Keyword: Skiing

Why would anybody want to go skiing? You could sit in the comfort of you own kitchen and break your knees with a hammer.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

The only sport where you can spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. 

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

Inertia: Tendency of a skier’s body to resist changes in direction or speed due to the action of Newton’s First Law of Motion.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I went skiing last week and broke a leg… fortunately it wasn’t mine.













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