Keyword: Tennis

His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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All women tennis players should go on their knees in thankfulness to Suzanne Lenglen for delivering them from the tyranny of corsets.

American professional tennis player
Appearance Clothing Sports

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
Marriage Sports

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

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I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player
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Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

Sports

He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
Sports

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Headlines Sports

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player
Sports Success

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love Marriage Sports

The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player
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