Keyword: Tennis

I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster

Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator

His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster

Years ago we discovered the exact point of middle age; it occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player

I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player

He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
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