Subject: Activities » Driving (Page 3)

Bus Driver: A person who tells people where to get off.

Activities Definitions Driving Occupations

I'm on a wrong-way street!

Driving Malaprops

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Autos Driving Fools Intelligence Things

The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

(1958 – ) comedian, actress & television host
Autos Driving Intelligence Things

My dad drives so slow that when we’re on the highway, Amish people give us the finger.

comedian
Activities Driving Family Fathers People

This lane ends in 500 feet.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Beliefs Driving Murphy’s Laws Opinion People

I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Autos Driving Things

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Definitions Driving

Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?

Edina: Get cabs!

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Driving TV/Movie Quotes

There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

I can’t drive an automatic.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Driving Things