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I knew my parents hated me because my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Sucker: Is this a game of chance?

Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian

When in doubt, take the trick.

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor