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I knew my parents hated me because my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

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Sucker: Is this a game of chance?

Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
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Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

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I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
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