Subject: Activities » Travel (Page 4)

When you need towns, they are very far apart.

The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.


If God had really intended man to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.

(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor

My wife and I can never agree on holidays… I want to fly to exotic places and stay in five-star hotels… and she wants to come with me.

comedian

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Road: A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

Kids… I like kids, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.