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Animals
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Plato
(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher
Age
Animals
Young
Boys
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
John Cleese
(1939 – ) English actor, comedian, writer & producer
Animals
Meat
You might be a redneck if… you ever named a child after a dog.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Animals
Children
Dogs
Family
People
Rednecks
Dog: The only friend you can buy for money.
Anonymous
Animals
Definitions
Dogs
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Animals
Cats
People
I loathe people who keep dogs; they are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg
(1849 – 1912) Swedish writer
Animals
Dogs
Emotions
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