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Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Grelb's Reminder
Beliefs
Driving
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
People
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ … it is a mere formality; it doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no, you’re going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Beliefs
Opinion
Advice
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Beliefs
Opinion
Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion.
David Hyde Pierce
(1959 – ) American actor
Beliefs
Opinion
TV/Movie Quotes
As Niles Crane in “Frasier”
They say Yogi Berra is funny; well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires… what's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Beliefs
Opinion
Luck
Yogi Berra
Having something to say is overrated.
Adair Lara
American writer
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.
Tommy Cooper
(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician
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Opinion
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The person with the least expertise has the most opinions.
Gioia's Theory
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
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