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Subject: Beliefs » Opinion (Page 7)

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Grelb's Reminder
Beliefs Driving Murphy’s Laws Opinion People

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ … it is a mere formality; it doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no, you’re going to get it anyway.

Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Beliefs Opinion Advice

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Beliefs Opinion

Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion.

David Hyde Pierce
(1959 – ) American actor
Beliefs Opinion TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

They say Yogi Berra is funny; well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires… what's funny about that?

Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Beliefs Opinion Luck Yogi Berra

Having something to say is overrated.

Adair Lara
American writer
Beliefs Communication Opinion

I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.

Tommy Cooper
(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician
Beliefs Opinion Advice Comedians

The person with the least expertise has the most opinions.

Gioia's Theory
Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion
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