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Subject: Beliefs » Opinion (Page 7)

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

Georg C. Lichtenberg
(1742 – 1799) German writer
Beliefs Opinion

It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth.

Bill Hicks
(1961 – 1994) comedian
Beliefs Government Opinion Politics President George W. Bush Satan

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what one does not believe oneself.

Abba Eban
(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician
Beliefs Communication Opinion Influence Propaganda

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

Anonymous
Beliefs Malaprops Opinion Perception Texas

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

Booth Tarkington
(1869 – 1946) American novelist & dramatist
Alcohol Beliefs Food/Drink Opinion

Having something to say is overrated.

Adair Lara
American writer
Beliefs Communication Opinion

I believe in the right to arm bears.

Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Beliefs Opinion Wordplay When asked if he believed in the right to bear arms

If Attila the Hun were alive today, he’d be a drama critic.

Edward Albee
(1928 – ) playwright
Beliefs Opinion Attila the Hun Criticism Drama critic
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