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Opinion
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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
(1742 – 1799) German writer
Beliefs
Opinion
It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth.
Bill Hicks
(1961 – 1994) comedian
Beliefs
Government
Opinion
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President
George W. Bush
Satan
Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what one does not believe oneself.
Abba Eban
(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
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People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
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Texas
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
Booth Tarkington
(1869 – 1946) American novelist & dramatist
Alcohol
Beliefs
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Having something to say is overrated.
Adair Lara
American writer
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
I believe in the right to arm bears.
Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Beliefs
Opinion
Wordplay
When asked if he believed in the right to bear arms
If Attila the Hun were alive today, he’d be a drama critic.
Edward Albee
(1928 – ) playwright
Beliefs
Opinion
Attila the Hun
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Drama critic
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