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Church Bulletins
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Church Bulletins
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Church Bulletins
Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Church Bulletins
The closing song: Take My Life
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Church Bulletins
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Church Bulletins
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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Church Bulletins
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Church Bulletins
Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church Bulletins
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Church Bulletins
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Church Bulletins
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