Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 9)

A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.

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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.

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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.

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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.

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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.

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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday:  Sign Up Now.  The Best Team Wins!

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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!

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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.

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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.

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Please come… you will be gald you did.

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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.

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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

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