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Church Bulletins
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Church Bulletins
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Church Bulletins
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Church Bulletins
Science/Weather
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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Church Bulletins
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Church Bulletins
Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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Church Bulletins
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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Church Bulletins
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Church Bulletins
Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
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Church Bulletins
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Church Bulletins
Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Church Bulletins
The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Church Bulletins
A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Church Bulletins
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
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