Subject: Classifieds (Page 11)

My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle

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VIBRATOR, used twice, great condition. $10. Ryan 504-…. from 8–4 pm

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HELP WANTED – Administraive/ Secretary

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FREE TO GOOD COUNTRY HOME – ¾ Rottweiler, ¼ Shepherd, 3 years old, female, spayed, very intelligent, loves to eat live rabbits and kittens, loves to play ball with kids. Call after 5:00 pm.. (614)…

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List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.

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PART-TIME HELP WANTED. Must have creative skills, drivers license and car with outgoing personality

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Super Bowel Party – Sunday January 30th – Complimentary Buffet…

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Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?

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Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.

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Allan’s Aquarium & Pet Center – After-Easter Tarantulas – The Gift for the Person Who Has Everything…

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Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

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Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.

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Wanted: Desk clerk and Housekeeping help at Best Western. PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS! (760) 375-2311.

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Home Made Portable Toilet. Great for parades $90/ 764-….

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German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

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TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

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CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”

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1 man, 7 woman hot tub – $850/offer

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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.

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