Subject: Classifieds (Page 11)

2008 Cherokee Lardo “Diesel” …

Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

Ground beast: 99 cents lb.

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

Wednesday, September 21 – Ball-A-Palooza! 5000 golf balls will be dropped from a helicopter for a chance to win great prizes. Sponsored by the N.E.W. Curative Rehabilitation, Inc. with all proceeds going directly into the Brain Injury Program…

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

All Remaining Furniture 1/2 Price to 50% Off – Storewide!

A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39

I've divorced better men than you. And worn more expensive shoes than these. So don't think placing this ad is the biggest comedown I've ever had to make. Sensitive F, 34.

The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

All positions are open until filled.

This house has been fully insulted.

FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

AMERICAN FLAG – 60 stars. Pole included $100. Call…

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.