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Restaurant Assistant Manager: Applicants with the necessary experience need not apply.

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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

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Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.

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Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.

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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

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Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

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Incurable romantic, seeks filthy whore. Phone…

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Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….

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Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

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Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.

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Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.

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Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…

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EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”

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Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

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Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.

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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

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