Subject: Classifieds (Page 14)

LAWN MOWER – Tends to catch on fire but put out easily with garden hose $30. Please call 258-….

Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.

Wanted: Satellite Installer

’91 BLAZER 4 DR. 4X4 – Loaded with miles! $7995

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.

For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate

Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor – An Alternative to Good Eating.

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….

10th Annual Southeastern Guide Dog BBQ– $10.00 per person…

EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….