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LAWN MOWER – Tends to catch on fire but put out easily with garden hose $30. Please call 258-….
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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.
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Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20
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Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.
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MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.
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It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.
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Ad for Regal automobiles
May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.
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City of Richardson TX
Wanted: Satellite Installer
Help wanted
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’91 BLAZER 4 DR. 4X4 – Loaded with miles! $7995
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Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.
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For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…
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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…
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ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate
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Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.
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Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor – An Alternative to Good Eating.
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ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…
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hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….
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10th Annual Southeastern Guide Dog BBQ– $10.00 per person…
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EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….
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