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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…
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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]
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WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.
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SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….
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Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.
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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.
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LOST African Elephant. Call 281-701-….
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Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.
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From Craig’s List
FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS
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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others
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Excerpt from a job description for a Minister Of Music
OPEN HOUSE body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts
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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.
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2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George
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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
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Manure Digester Summit, 9:30am–3pm, $20 includes lunch…
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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.
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Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…
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Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.
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