Subject: Classifieds (Page 19)

Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.

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If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…

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Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”

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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

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COME TO WORK for Subway and have your dreams crushed like the rest of us. Weekends required. 941-…. after 2 pm.

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For Sale – Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020-867-….

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Information – MENTALLY ILL NEEDED – To interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. Email: …@trsemail… (614) 537-….

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Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.

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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

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This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

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Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….

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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

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XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

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Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

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Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

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Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

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