Subject: Classifieds (Page 20)

FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

CHRISTIAN woman looking for Christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone…

Earn up to $30,000 – and more!

24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

1 man, 7 woman hot tub – $850/offer

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.

Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

Selection As Big As The North Pole.

If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…

For Sale – Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020-867-….

LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….

Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling – I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 – suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

*1990 SUBARU Justy. 5-speed, fuel injection, new brake and drum. New exhaust system, 4 new street tires and 2 studded. Body in great shape. Engine gone, but still runs. $500. 247-….

Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…

XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.