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2.5 ACRES WITH HOME NEAR LAND MINE, perfect for your horses & kids. $129,000…

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How to Speak and Write Like A Colleg [sic] Graduate

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

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FOR SALE – Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

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Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

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Selection As Big As The North Pole.

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HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

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Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

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Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.

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FREE: Large refrigerator/freezer box (would make a nice play house).

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EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”

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At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

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LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….

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Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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JACK RUSSELL terrorist puppies. 2 boys, 2 girls, 5 weeks old. $400 each. 725-….

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Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.

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Orange, missing since 21st in Lakewood, $25 reward

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Sinister-looking man with a face that only a mother would love: think of an ageing Portillo with a beard and you have my better-looking twin. Sweetie at heart, though. Nice conversation, great for dimly-lit romantic meals. Better in those Welsh villages where the electricity supply can't be guaranteed. Charitable women to 50 appreciated. Box…

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Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…

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Spakling Wines – with Iron Horse Vineyards – a blend of 30% Chardonnay…

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