Subject: Classifieds (Page 24)

A-Whole Chiropractic • Body Injury Experts • Auto/Work Accidents…

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.

Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

Three black convicts, healthy and well behaved, need good home, pkg deal. 608-427-….

FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.

Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.

Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….

FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

WE FEATURE Indoor Shooting Range – E-Z Layaway Program – Concealed Carry Classes – Full Line Security Leather – Machine Gun Rentals – Certified NRA Instructors…

Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.

Wanted: Lifeguard. Must be able to swim.