Subject: Classifieds (Page 25)

Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.

I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I'm hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 6831. Man

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

CHRISTIAN woman looking for Christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone…

24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….

Washing machine: free to good home.

Advanced Products, Inc. • 605 East Robins, Conway, Arkansas 72032 • 10% Satisfaction Guaranteed • DIRECTIONS – Take 1 to 3 tablets daily after breakfast as a dietary supplement.

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…

Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

OPEN HOUSE body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts

FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….