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FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.
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Ahigrim & Sons Lts. Funeral Parlor and Mini-Golf, 201 N. Northwest Hwy., Palatine, (847) 358-….
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FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
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