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FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….
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Sewing-machine mechanic to work in ladies' housecoats. Good wages and working conditions.
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Nordic track $300 – hardly used – call Chubby.
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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …
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1 man, 7 woman hot tub – $850/offer
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For Sale – Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020-867-….
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SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….
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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.
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PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….
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IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….
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CORRECTION – The Jumble puzzle, which appeared on page D1 of Thursday’s edition, actually was the puzzle scheduled to appear today. The Jumble originally scheduled to appear Thursday as well as the answers to Wednesday’s puzzle are on page E1 today. The answers to the puzzle published today appeared Thursday, and the answers to the puzzle published Thursday will appear Saturday. – The Arizona Republic Phoenix
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Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS
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BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.
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Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!
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SURGEON WANTED for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.
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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…
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FREE PUPPIES… part German shepherd, part dog
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Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.
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Wanted: Desk clerk and Housekeeping help at Best Western. PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS! (760) 375-2311.
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