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Colemanballs
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Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The game is balanced in Arsenal’s favour.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand
English football player
Colemanballs
Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.
Ian Snodin
English football player
Colemanballs
Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.
An English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Home advantage gives you an advantage.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we keep
kicking
ourselves in the foot.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Shooting
When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
Colemanballs
In a year’s time, he’s a year older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared from the pitch before kick off.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
The difference between right and wrong is often not more than five meters.
Johan Cruyff
Colemanballs
Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
Colemanballs
Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs