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Colemanballs
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We haven’t had the rub of the dice.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.
A British soccer commentator
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Injuries
You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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It was easier to miss than score.
Clive Allen
English football player
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I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.
Peter Jones
English football player
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It’s his outstanding pace that stands out.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan
Irish soccer player
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That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.
Unknown
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It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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Solskjaer never misses the target; that time he hit the post.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.