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Colemanballs
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The keeper was coming out in installments.
Joe Royle
English football manager
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That would have been the icing on his start.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
It feels like winning the cup final, if that’s what it feels like.
Graham Hawkins
English football player & manager
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My youth coach told me he’d got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don’t want to know, because by the time they’re 18 I’ll be dead.
Martin O’Neill
Irish football player & manager
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He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Situations
If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
They’ve come out with all cylinders flying.
Luther Blissett
British football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
If you take away their five goals, there was nothing between the teams.
Terry Hibbitt
English football player
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Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.
Billy Bonds
English football player & manager
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