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Colemanballs
(Page 28)
Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership; there’s no denying that.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
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I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon, but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes, and if they had been, the final score might just have been different.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Entertainment
Misspokements
Sports
Television
It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
Derek Rae
British football commentator
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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PSV have got a lot of pace up front; they’re capable of exposing themselves.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Okocha should not be the captain of a football club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
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Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
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The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.
Alan Parry
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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Misspokements
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