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(Page 28)
You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
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I'm going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
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Misspokements
Sports
The difference between right and wrong is often not more than five meters.
Johan Cruyff
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Women’s soccer does have its knockers.
Adrian Durham
sports broadcaster
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Critics
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
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The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Mark Ward has only got size 5 boots but he sure packs a hell of a punch with them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.
Ron Wylie
Scottish football player
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That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.
Bruce Grobbelar
South African football player
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It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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At least it was a victory and at least we won.
Bobby Moore
English football player
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Jim Rosenthal to an American goalie: So what’s an American doing playing in goal for Millwall.
The goalie’s reply: I’m trying to keep the ball out.
Anonymous
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Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
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Football’s football: If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game that it is.
Garth Crooks
English football player
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