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Colemanballs
(Page 30)
Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
Colemanballs
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
This is a truly international field, no Britons involved.
David Coleman
Colemanballs
I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
If we can play like that every week, we’ll get some level of consistency.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
The Swedish back four is amongst the tallest in the world cup… their average age is 7 foot 4.
Chris Waddle
English football player
Colemanballs
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Gary Neville was palpable for the second goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
He never fails to hit the target… but that was a miss.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
PSV have got a lot of pace up front; they’re capable of exposing themselves.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
Colemanballs
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Liverpool have come out with all guns flying.
Dennis Tueart
English football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Injuries
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