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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 30)
You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.
Sammy Nelson
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Unknown
Colemanballs
It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Football’s football: If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game that it is.
Garth Crooks
English football player
Colemanballs
I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
Colemanballs
Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
If England get a point, it will be a point gained as opposed to two points lost.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Emmanuel Petit has won more medals than any other player in the Premiership this year, although Patrick Vieira’s won the same medals.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
Colemanballs
The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
Colemanballs
Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Confidence
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