Subject: Colemanballs (Page 31)

He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.

English football player & manager
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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.

Colemanballs

1-1 is probably a fair reflection of the score at half-time.

Irish football player & manager
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Queens Park against Forfar, you can't get more romantic than that.

Scottish football player
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Football's all about 90 minutes.

English football player & manager
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Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was.

English television football commentator
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.

Scottish football player & analyst
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Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.

English football player & analyst
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It was a definite penalty but Wright made a right swan-song of it.

English football player & manager
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The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.

English television football commentator
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Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.

British football commentator
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If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.

English football player & manager
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If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.

professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.

English football commentator
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I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.

Irish football player & executive
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We’re calling him the young player of the year, but he’s only 20 years old.

Scottish soccer player & analyst
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That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.

English football player & manager
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