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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Fans
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
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Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
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There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
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Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
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I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.
Ron Wylie
Scottish football player
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Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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You takes your money, you pays your choice, sort of thing.
Tim Flowers
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It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
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A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.
John Brendan Keane
(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist
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Ireland
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Home advantage gives you an advantage.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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