Subject: Colemanballs (Page 31)

Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.

England football player

I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…

He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

English football player & manager

Football games turn on things that are done by players.

Scottish football player

Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.

British football commentator

The acoustics seem to get louder.

British football announcer

There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered.

English football player & manager

He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.

British football commentator

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.

Scottish football player & manager

I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.

Scottish football player

Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.

British commentator

You takes your money, you pays your choice, sort of thing.

It’s a game of two teams.

sports announcer

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.

(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist

And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Home advantage gives you an advantage.

British football commentator

Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.

English former football player & manager

I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.

English football player