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They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.

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Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.

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Apart from their goals, Norway hasn’t scored.

English football player & manager
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Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.

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Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.

English football commentator
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I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.

British football commentator
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We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..

English football player & manager
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Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air.

Scottish football player
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Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game.

English football player & analyst
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Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.

English football player
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We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.

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Scotland don’t have to score tonight, but they do have to win.

Scottish football player & manager
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The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!

English football player & manager
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That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.

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Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.

English football player & commentator
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Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

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There’s Bergkamp standing on the halfway line, with his hands on his hips, flailing his arms about.

English football player & announcer
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Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.

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He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.

England football player
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Even when he’s changed the system from the 4-3-3 to the 4-3-2, he’s used the same players.


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