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Colemanballs
(Page 32)
It’s sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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He’s good at that, David Beckham; he’s good at kicking the ball.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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David Beckham
They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
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Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas
Irish football player
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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
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I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
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That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks
English football player
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You’re not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
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That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.
Bruce Grobbelar
South African football player
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The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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It’s got nothing to do with his ability… in fact, it has got to do with his ability.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Manchester United have got the bull between the horns now.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
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And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.