Subject: Colemanballs (Page 33)

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.

British football player

Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.

He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.

English football player & manager

And the second goal was a blue print of the first.

British commentator

There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.

English football player & manager

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.

(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.

English football player

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.


Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.

English football player & manager

What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.

professional football player, coach & executive

Yes, Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was just too perfect

English former football player & manager

Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.

Scottish football player

We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!

British football commentator

I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.

English football player

I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.

English football player

Oldham are leading 1-0, a well-deserved victory at this stage of the game.

Scottish football player & manager

I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.

English football player & manager

Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.

Irish football player

And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator