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Colemanballs
(Page 33)
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
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He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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Time
A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.
John Brendan Keane
(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist
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Places
Gaelic football
Ireland
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Yes, Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was just too perfect
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Of player Gary Speed
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Oldham are leading 1-0, a well-deserved victory at this stage of the game.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
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I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
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And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.