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Colemanballs
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
Colemanballs
Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
He's marked his entrance with an error of some momentum.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
Chris Turner
British comedian
Colemanballs
He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?
Elton Welsby
English sports announcer
Colemanballs
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I don’t think anyone enjoyed it… apart from the people who watched it.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
Colemanballs
It was easier to miss than score.
Clive Allen
English football player
Colemanballs
With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
He’s a great little player… who scored it again?
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
In a year’s time, he’s a year older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
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