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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 4)
This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really
Unknown
Colemanballs
Well Ibrox [Stadium] is filling up slowly, but rapidly.
James Sanderson
Colemanballs
I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
When asked if he was a “volatile” player
A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.
John Brendan Keane
(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist
Colemanballs
Places
Gaelic football
Ireland
I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Whoever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins.
Denis Law
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
Will he score here? Yes!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
As David Batty began his run-up to the penalty he missed – eliminating England from the 1998 World Cup
Bridge has done nothing wrong, but his movement’s not great and his distribution’s been poor.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
He was in a no-win situation, unless he won the match.
Murdo MacLeod
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
If you take away their five goals, there was nothing between the teams.
Terry Hibbitt
English football player
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
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Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.