Subject: Colemanballs (Page 4)

He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a panacea of injury.

Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.

English football player & commentator

Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

He's marked his entrance with an error of some momentum.

British sports commentator

Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.

English football commentator

I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.

British comedian

He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?

English sports announcer

The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.

English football player & manager

Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.

British football commentator

I don’t think anyone enjoyed it… apart from the people who watched it.

Scottish football player & analyst

Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.

Danish football player

It was easier to miss than score.

English football player

With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.

English football player & manager

He’s a great little player… who scored it again?

English football player & manager

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.

professional football player

The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

In a year’s time, he’s a year older.

British football commentator

He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.

English football player & analyst

I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.

British football player