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Colemanballs
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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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It’s the end of season curtain raiser.
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
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The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
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It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.
Chris Waddle
English football player
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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What will you do when you leave soccer, Jack – will you stay in soccer?
A British soccer commentator
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.
John Skillett
British football commentator
Colemanballs
And Seamen is all over the ball inside the box.
An English football announcer
Colemanballs
On goaltender David Seamen
I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon, but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes, and if they had been, the final score might just have been different.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
Colemanballs
Football’s football: If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game that it is.
Garth Crooks
English football player
Colemanballs
Roy Keane didn’t go through the book with a fine toothbrush.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
I'm going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
We’re flying on the Concorde; that’ll shorten the distance — that’s self-explanatory.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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