Subject: Colemanballs (Page 5)

Signori has all the tricks up his book.

England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

Colemanballs Misspokements

Yes, Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them.

Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs

There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.

English football player
Colemanballs

I was inbred into the game by my father.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.

Colemanballs

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs

Will he score here? Yes!

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

Mark Ward has only got size 5 boots but he sure packs a hell of a punch with them.

English football player & commentator
Colemanballs

It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.

British football commentator
Colemanballs

I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.

Colemanballs

It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.

English football player & analyst
Colemanballs

Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.

English former football player & manager
Colemanballs

That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.

English television football commentator
Colemanballs

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.

English sports commentator
Colemanballs

Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs