Subject: Colemanballs (Page 5)

I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.

English former football player & manager

He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.

Irish soccer player

They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.

British football commentator

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

British football commentator

He’ll be giving everything, but he hasn’t got everything to give.

Scottish football player

Well Ibrox [Stadium] is filling up slowly, but rapidly.


If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.

English football player & manager

Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

English soccer commentator

It’s his outstanding pace that stands out.

English-born Jamaican football player

He’s a great little player… who scored it again?

English football player & manager

They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.

English football player & manager

Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.

English football player & announcer

That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.

Scottish football player & manager

Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.

British auto racer

You can’t compare two players who are different because they’re not the same.

English football player & manager

Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.

Scottish football player

All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.

Scottish football player & manager

This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

And the second goal was a blue print of the first.

British commentator

Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.

English football player