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Colemanballs
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I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan
Irish soccer player
Colemanballs
They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.
John Gidman
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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He’ll be giving everything, but he hasn’t got everything to give.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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Well Ibrox [Stadium] is filling up slowly, but rapidly.
James Sanderson
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If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.
Mick Lyons
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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It’s his outstanding pace that stands out.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
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He’s a great little player… who scored it again?
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.
John Lambie
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
When told a concussed striker did not know who he was
Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.
Martin Brundle
British auto racer
Auto racing
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Sports
You can’t compare two players who are different because they’re not the same.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.
Dick Campbell
Scottish football player
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All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.
Joe Jordan
Scottish football player & manager
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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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