Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 21)

Don’t bother discussing sex with small children… they rarely have anything to add.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

I don't want to brag, but I do speak Pig Latin; I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

Canadian-American comedian & writer

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice; for ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

(85–43 BC) Latin writer

The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist