Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 21)

Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

(1925 – 1990) American actor

Oratory: The art of making deep noises from the chest sound like important messages from the brain.

Speeches are like babies – easy to conceive but hard to deliver.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex; last night, she called me from a motel.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

There are two sides to every argument, and they’re usually married to each other.