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Communication
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Speech
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Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Communication
Intelligence
Speech
Wisdom
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
Walter Winchell
(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
Communication
Speech
Gossip
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A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
Lisa Kirk
(1925 – 1990) American actor
Communication
Conversation
People
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Speech
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Oratory: The art of making deep noises from the chest sound like important messages from the brain.
Anonymous
Communication
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Speech
Oratory
Speeches are like babies – easy to conceive but hard to deliver.
Pat O’Malley
Communication
Speech
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Communication
Emotions
Love
Speech
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Question
I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex; last night, she called me from a motel.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Communication
Marriage
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Speech
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Telephone
There are two sides to every argument, and they’re usually married to each other.
Anonymous
Communication
Conflict
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