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Communication
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I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
Brian Kiley
comedian
Communication
Marriage
Speech
We often think the way Gracie talks, but we pride ourselves that we never talk the way Gracie thinks.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Communication
Individuals
People
Speech
Thinking
On wife Gracie Allen
The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.
Ruth Gordon
(1896 – 1985) American actress
Communication
Speech
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Communication
Speech
Force
Gossip
Universe
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Speech
Hearsay
Why's God always got such wacky shit to say?… when's the last time you heard somebody say, 'God told me to get a muffin and a cup of tea and cool out, man.'
Dov Davidoff
American comedian & actor
Beliefs
Communication
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Speech
I've got the same nodes as Bing Crosby, but his are in tune.
Andy Devine
(1905 – 1977) American actor
Communication
Speech
When asked if he had strange nodes on his vocal cords to account for his distinctive raspy voice
Correlation does not imply causality, but the more I say things like that the fewer people want to talk to me.
Gary Delaney
(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication
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