Subject: Confucius say (Page 10)

Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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