Subject: Confucius say (Page 10)

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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