Subject: Confucius say (Page 22)

Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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