Subject: Confucius say (Page 22)

Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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