Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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