Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.