Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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