Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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