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Epitaphs
(Page 30)
John and Lydia, that blooming pair, a whale killed him and her body lies here.
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Vineyard Haven
Fear God, keep His Commandments, Don't attempt to climb up in a tree That's what caused the death of me!
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Kent England
Here lies the darling of his time – Mitchel expired in his prime. – Who four years short of forty seven – Was found full ripe and plucked for Heaven.
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In Cambridge Massachusetts
Here lies old Aunt Hannah Proctor who purged but didn't call the doctor: she couldn't stay, she had to go praise God from whom all blessings flow.
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Epitaphs
In Medway
She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.
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And this is all that’s left of thee , thou fairest of earth’s daughters. Only four pounds of ashes white, out of two hundred and three quarters.
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After cremation
She did what she could. Not Goodbye, but au revoir. In loving memory of My Dear Wife Annie Edith Faithfull (1877–1954)
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In New England
Here lies Joseph Trowlup, who made yon stones roll up: when death took his soul up, his body filled this hole up.
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Potterne in Wiltshire
Here lies Gilles – Used no net, knew no fear, made mis-step, wound up here
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Epitaphs
Here lies my wife, here lies she; Hallelujah! Hallelujee!
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(1861) in Leeds England
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