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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Clothing Conflict Government Military War

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Ain’t it funny how many hundreds of thousands of soldiers we can recruit with nerve; but we can’t find one politician in a million with backbone.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government Military Politicians

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
America Intelligence Language Military Places

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.

(1941 – ) U.S. vice president, politician & businessman
Government Military

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Congress Definitions Military

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws