Subject: Government » Military (Page 2)

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

(1921 – 2003) American editorial cartoonist
Conflict Government Military War

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Armies aren't known for neatness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Government Military

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No one ever carries too much ammo.

Military

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

Characteristics Military Murphy’s Laws

Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Military

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map and compass.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Military Expert: One who tells you what’s going to happen tomorrow – then tells you why it didn’t.

Definitions Government Military

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

Military

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Military

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws