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Subject: Government » Taxes (Page 4)

Only the little people pay taxes.

Leona Helmsley
(1920 – 2007) American billionaire businesswoman & real estate investor
Government Taxes

Why is it that if you take advantage of a tax break and you’re a corporation, you’re a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you’re a moocher?

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Government Taxes Tax break

Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.

Anonymous
Death Government Language Taxes Wills

Taxes: A funding method which allows people to test their powers of deduction.

Anonymous
Definitions Taxes

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Art Buchwald
(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Government Taxes

There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and it’s always somebody else.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Government Taxes

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Peg Bracken
(1918 – 2007) American humor writer
Government Money Taxes

If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.

Diogenes's Second Dictum
Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes Cheating
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