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Fumes Force Bean Workers to Leave
Headline
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Defendant’s Speech Ends in Long Sentence
Headline
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A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal
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World Rubber Body Unlikely to Make Major Changes
Headline
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Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
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Nurse Fends Off Crocodile
The Irish Independent
Headlines
Dr Phil's Simple Plan To Make You Thin
Headline
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We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)
Headline
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Divorce Leaves Man Blind
The Sunday Times (South Africa)
Headlines
Testicles On Sale
The Nambian
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Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic
Headline
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Weird and Wacky Reigned Supreme in 2003
The Johannesburg Star
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One-Legged Escapee Still On the Run
The Australian
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The Australian
Fertile Woman Dies in Climax
Towns of Fertile & Climax MN
Death
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Gynecologist, Friar In Wine Deal
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Hay Not Pleased With Slumping PP
Newspaper headline
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Boy Wants To Mount Autographed Guitar
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Male Naturist Members Rise
Big Issue North
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Car Lost In Untended Garden
The Daily Telegraph
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Jail Guard Probe in Prison Sex
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E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court
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