Subject: Headlines (Page 2)

Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban

Please See 4 DIE on Page 22A.

Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side

Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire

Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon

Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot

Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs

Bull Swallows Autopsy Report

Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution

Airborne Deer Kills Man

Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space

Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking Down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing – As Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate

Sex Offenders Pitch Tents

Maddened Cow Leads Farmers' Protest

McCain Leads Clinton and Obama in Dog Fight

Swiss Hale Heroin Giveaway A Success

An Edgewood Man Reported Recently That His Wife Had Gone Missing Some 18 Months Ago

Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians

Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters