Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Headlines
(Page 2)
Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban
Headline
Headlines
Please See 4 DIE on Page 22A.
Dallas Morning News
Headlines
Note at bottom of incomplete article
Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side
The Chicago Tribune
Headlines
Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire
Headline
Headlines
Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon
The Times
Headlines
Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot
Associated Press
Headlines
Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal
Headline
Headlines
Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs
The Anchorage Times
Headlines
Bull Swallows Autopsy Report
Headline
Headlines
Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution
Associated Press
Headlines
Airborne Deer Kills Man
New York Times
Headlines
Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space
The Irish Times
Headlines
Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking Down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing – As Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate
San Francisco Chronicle
Headlines
Sex Offenders Pitch Tents
Headline
Headlines
Maddened Cow Leads Farmers' Protest
The Times
Headlines
McCain Leads Clinton and Obama in Dog Fight
Headline
Headlines
Swiss Hale Heroin Giveaway A Success
Associated Press
Headlines
An Edgewood Man Reported Recently That His Wife Had Gone Missing Some 18 Months Ago
Headline
Headlines
Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
Headline
Headlines
Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
Headline
Headlines
Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters
Reuters
Headlines
Sports
Sprinters Tyson Gay and Walter Dix
Page 2 of 101
« Previous
1
2
3
4
5
Next »
Last »