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New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History
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Cost of Being Poor Rising
The Denver Post
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Surgery For Duck Hurt By Anglers Left Hook
The Jersey Evening Post
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Police Found Safe Under Bed
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Mangoes Bring Down Plane
Australia)
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The Sunday Mail (Brisbane
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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
Wichita Falls Record News
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Delivering "Extra Strong" Support For the Three Legged
The Stage
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North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis
Reuters
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Hunt For Killer Toxic Lard
Hong Kong Standard
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Front-page news, back-page coverage
Lexington KY Herald-Ledger
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Chances of Rape Today About 70% and Sunshine For Us Tomorrow
An unidentified television station in Georgia
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McCain Leads Clinton and Obama in Dog Fight
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Hershey Bars Protest
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Manufacturer of Flame-Resistant Fabric Catches Fire
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Undertaker’s Failure: Let Down By Customers
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Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
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Dead Dictator Wanted As President
Reuters
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Search Called Off When Man is Found
North County Times California
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Boy Wanted To Kill Man
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Dinosaurs Struggle For Survival
Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
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Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters
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