Quotes and One Liners

humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more

  • Home
  • About
  • Categories

    • Activities
    • Age
    • Animals
    • Appearance
    • Beliefs
    • Characteristics
    • Communication
    • Conflict
    • Death
    • Education
    • Emotions
    • Entertainment
    • Family
    • Food/Drink
    • Government
    • Health
    • Intelligence
    • Life
    • Marriage
    • Miscellaneous
    • Money
    • People
    • Places
    • Problems
    • Relationships
    • Science/Weather
    • Sex
    • Situations
    • Sports
    • Success
    • Things
    • Time
    • Work
  • Additional Categories

    • Book Titles
    • Confucius say
    • Definitions
    • Epitaphs
    • Exaggerations
    • Expressions
    • Hollywood Squares
    • Insults
    • Last Words
    • Murphy's Laws
    • Place Names
    • Proverbs
    • Reviews/Criticism
    • Song Titles
    • Tom Swifties
    • TV/Movie Quotes
  • Oops...

    • Bushisms
    • Church Bulletins
    • Classified Ads
    • Colemanballs
    • Headlines
    • Malaprops
    • Misspokements
    • Signs
    • Translations
    • Yogi-isms
  • Some Popular Authors

    • Abraham Lincoln
    • Alfred E. Neuman
    • Ambrose Bierce
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • Dave Barry
    • Demetri Martin
    • Dorothy Parker
    • Emo Phillips
    • George Carlin
    • Groucho Marx
    • H.L. Mencken
    • Homer Simpson
    • Jeff Foxworthy
    • Jimmy Carr
    • Joan Rivers
    • Mae West
    • Mark Twain
    • Mitch Hedberg
    • Oscar Wilde
    • Phyllis Diller
    • Richard Lewis
    • Rita Rudner
    • Rodney Dangerfield
    • Steven Wright
    • Stewart Francis
    • W.C. Fields
    • Will Rogers
    • Woody Allen
  • View All Authors

Subject: Headlines (Page 3)

Brighton Students Most Satisfied in the Country

The Argus
Headlines

Great-Grandma Dared Cop To Tase Her, So He Did

MSNBC/Today
Headlines Taser

Heads Fly To Funeral

Headline
Headlines

Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress

The Guardian
Headlines

Illiteracy An Obstacle, Study Finds

The Washington Post
Headlines

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Headline
Headlines

Common Sense Key In Dealing With Flashers

Headline
Headlines

Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On

The Montgomery Advertiser
Headlines

Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty

Headline
Headlines

Kagan Refuses Herself Too Often

Headline
Headlines “Recuses” Supreme Court Justice Elana Kagan

Church Ministers Do More Than Lay People

Headline
Headlines

Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania

Headline
Headlines

Brain Bank Seeks More Deposits

Reuters
Headlines

Audit Shows Compulsive Gambling Group Misused State Funds

Headline
Headlines

Unicorn Safe Thanks To Cash

Headline
Headlines

Opinions on Our 44st President

Headline
Government Headlines President

End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales

Headline
Headlines

Arafat Swears In Cabinet

Headline
Headlines Yasser Arafat

Deer With Rabies Kicks LaVale Woman in the Face

Cumberland Times-News
Headlines Cumberland MD

Bible Proofreaders Sweat the Small Stuff

Associated Press
Headlines

Warmer Weather May Make Snow Disappear

Headline
Headlines
Page 3 of 101« Previous12345Next »Last »













Copyright © Just-One-Liners.com