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Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us
Holland Sentinal
Headlines
Holland Sentinal
Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave
Headline
Headlines
Bush Favors His Own Program
Newsweek
Headlines
Lower Age for Elderly Opposed
The Hour (Norwalk CT)
Headlines
Website For Penguins
Western Dally Press
Headlines
Pirates Could Be Jailed
Halifax Evening Courier
Headlines
General Motors: Air Bag Failure Not a Concern
Associated Press
Headlines
Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends
Associated Press
Headlines
Aliens Crammed Into Toilet
Headline
Headlines
Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaulted Her Ex-Girlfriend in Gay Pub After She Waved at Man Dressed as a Snickers Bar
The Dublin Evening Herald
Headlines
Peer’s Seat Burns All Night; Ancient Pile Destroyed
The Wilts Gazette
Headlines
Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space
Headline
Headlines
Video Gets Kids Away From TV
Headline
Headlines
Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
Headline
Headlines
Governor’s Penis Busy
The New Haven Register
Headlines
(Should be "Pen Is")
"Goofy" Confesses To 140 Murders
The Irish Times
Headlines
Ban On Runny Yolks Not Going Over Easy
The Spartanburg Herald-Journal
Headlines
Girl Hit By Car In Hospital
Headline
Headlines
Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint
Headline
Headlines
[Wearing battery operated ‘Passion Pants’]
Prisoners Escape After Execution
Headline
Headlines
Crack Found On Governor's Daughter
Headline
Headlines
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