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British Ducks Have Regional Accents, Researchers Say
AFP
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Bush Asks Nation for Patients
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Enraged by Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing,’ Man Shoots TV, Prompts Standoff
The Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee)
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Bristol Palin
New Lease Of Life For The Wizard
Halifax Evening Courier
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Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
Louisville Courier Journal
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Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
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Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation
UPI
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Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard
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Frogs Satirize Racial Politics
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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Deer With Big Rack Female, It Turns Out
The Associated Press
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Des Moines Iowa
We Are Proud to be Part of a Ground-Breaking Initiative
In Cape Argus
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On the design of a new plow
Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
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Hershey Bars Protest
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Man Tries To Pay For Dinner With A Bag Of Pot
Buffalo News.com
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In Niagara Falls
Man Hand-Feeds Wild Alligators
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Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards
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Rhode Island to Honor Mr. Potato Head
Associated Press
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U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
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Fairies From Outer Space Go Missing On Train To Sunderland
The Sunderland Echo
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Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Children
The South Wales Evening Post
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