Subject: Headlines (Page 5)

Cow in Police Custody Linked to Headless Chicken Case

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Killer Plants Stalk Queen Mum

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Warmer Weather May Make Snow Disappear

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Vaccination Available for Whopping Couch

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Man Pepper-Sprays Woman, Steals Her Monkey [sic]

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New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts

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Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman

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Invisible Tenants Get Council Cash

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If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

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Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil

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Diaper Market Bottoms Out

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Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation

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Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran Over Him

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Damp Patches Discovered On Sun

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Poop Scooper Finds Job Fun, Refreshing

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Pigs Fly Flag For Farmers

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Frozen Semen Talks

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Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers

Doctors Headlines

Elton Takes David Up the Aisle

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Israeli Men Say Better Sex Would Create Social Peace

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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit

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