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Undergrads Flunk Sperm Bank Tests

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NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

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Shoplifter Who Soiled Clothes Fails to Wipe Record Clean

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Snowman Accused Of Indecency

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Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink

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Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules

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Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands

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Crash Test Dummy Arm Sold For £50 Million

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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

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Death Ruled Unavoidable

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The Sun Is Leading Cause Of Sunburns

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Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

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Keegan Fills Schmeichel’s Gap With Seaman

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Mythical Beast Brings City Grim Message

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Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

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10 Revolting Officers Executed

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Robber Orders Starbucks Employee To Ground

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Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store

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Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record

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