Subject: Headlines (Page 7)

Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is

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‘I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask… and he killed my dog‘

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Gay Guardsman Still Drills With Unit

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Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other

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New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History

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Damp Patches Discovered On Sun

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Navy To Make Boats

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Missing Teen Tied To Bones

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Butt Breaks Silence

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Grandpa, Pregnant Mom Tasered at Party

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Archangels To Guard Vatican In Cyberspace

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Army Felled By Sheep

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Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World

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City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells

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Navy Finds Dead Pilots Flying With Hangovers

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Curious George Goes High-Tech

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Florida ‘Vampire’ Attacks Senior Citizen At Vacant Hooters‘

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Fuchsia Talks

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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

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If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

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Dog's Eye Saved By Pig Intestine

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