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Never felt better.

Douglas Fairbanks Jr.

(1911 – 2000) American actor

Last words While resting with chest pain and in reply to a nurse asking “How are you?”

On the contrary!

Henrik Ibsen

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

Last words His response to a nurse who told a visitor he was a little better.

Are you happy? I'm happy.

Ethel Barrymore

(1879 – 1959) American actress

Last words Barrymore had been bedridden and awoke in the night and spoke these words to her maid. She fell back asleep and died several hours later without regaining consciousness.

This is absurd! This is absurd!

Sigmund Freud

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

Last words Suffering from cancer – he died by physician-assisted suicide.

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

No comment.

Edward Abbey

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Last words His response as to whether he had any last words

It's all been rather lovely.

John Le Mesurier

(1912 – 1983) English actor

Last words Before slipping into a final coma

Let's be wild tonight.

Sirkka Sari

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

Last words Sari died by falling down a chimney during a party. She and one of the men went up to the roof of the hotel and mistook a chimney for a scenery balcony – climbed up and fell into a heating boiler.

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

Captain Lawrence ‘Titus’ Oates

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

Last words While suffering from frostbite and aware his ill health was compromising his three companions' chances of survival –he voluntarily left the tent; it was his 32nd birthday. He was never seen again.

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

Francisco 'Pancho' Villa

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

Last words Also attributed to Emiliano Zapata Subject of dispute

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!

Thomas ‘Black Jack’ Ketchum

(1863 – 1901) American cowboy & train robber

Last words After springing up the gallows steps to his execution.

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thomas Hobbes

Last words He died of a bladder disorder followed by a stroke.

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

Melchor Ocampo

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician

Last words Spoken after his executioner ordered him to kneel before the firing squad.

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

Steve Jobs

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Last words As reported by his sister on his death bed.

Maybe they only had one rocket.

Lawrence Beeter

British WWII soldier

Last words Said while taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

Charlie Chaplin

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Last words Chaplin said this after a priest was reading him his last rites and said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

Lewis Carroll

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

Last words

Home to the palace to die.

Alexander II of Russia

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

Last words He was heard to utter this phrase when his guards found him in his carriage after he was attacked with bombs by anarchists in an assassination attempt. He was taken home where he died hours later.

Oh, what's the bloody point?

Kenneth Charles Williams

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

Last words This was the final entry in his diary.

Enough already.

William Herrick

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

Last words

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

Clifford Mortimer

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

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