Subject: Death » Last words (Page 5)

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

That was a great game of golf, fellas.

(1902 – 1977) American singer & actor

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

On the contrary!

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

It wasn't worth it.

(1884 – 1957) Russian-born American film producer

God I'm bored.

(1885 – 1960) Lebanonese explorer, writer & British intelligence officer

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1836 – 1887) German born anarchist & labor union activist

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist