Subject: Death » Last words (Page 6)

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(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

(1942 – 1994) American serial killer & rapist

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Well, I've had a happy life.

(1778 – 1830) English writer, essayist, critic, grammarian & philosopher

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

Show my head to the people.  It is worth seeing.

(1759 – 1794) influential figure in the French Revolution

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

(1810 – 1891) American showman, businessman, entertainer & circus founder

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

(1887 – 1979) American businessman & founder of the Hilton Hotels